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Bleem Man

The Bleem Man is an intergalactic being that runs a shitty meme page on Instagram. It survives off of huffing pottery enamel and any fish that it catches. It is easy to tell when he is coming due to the constant sounds of Trippie Redd playing from its speaker.
Man #1: “Do you hear Love Scars by Trippie Redd?”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
by Sherbulop June 5, 2020
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man-scraps

Origins: hot men employed in staff canteens/cafes. They often appear outside the kitchen's back door, tempting the passing professional ladies like scraps of food being thrown for the local hungry dogs.

Wider use: general term for any hot men.
"Hey, that man-scrap who likes to stare is back at work today, result!"

On entering bar: "Man-scraps to the left!"
by Joyce the claw April 15, 2010
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evil man

a dishonorable and fully vile being
an evil man is someone who has 0 empathy at all, and is the opposite of a lesser evil or great being
by nonekopopo November 10, 2020
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Bean Man

The almighty god above us. He blesses us with beans every year and in return we pray to him everyday. Bean man hates Lima beans.
Dang i got beans from the all powerful bean man.
by Joebama111 March 18, 2022
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Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.
You’re a baobab”
Fuck off zygote man”
by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019
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Man straw

Where a girl sucks off your full, hard, cum filled cock, essentially drinking your man essence through a straw, that wipes you out.
There's something about a lady who wants to suck off your essence through your man straw that makes you just want to jam her head into you even harder and never let go.
by Man strawman. August 21, 2013
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Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam
Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019
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