third base
third base by evan sandler January 4, 2007
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baked
1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.
Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.
Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.
2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.
{I'm so baked}
2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.
{I'm so baked}
baked by Reali-T Scribe October 28, 2006
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fourteenth base
Videotaping you having sex with your dead partner at thirteenth base and plastering it all over the internet / eFukt for people to masturbate to.
fourteenth base by Fukt Up October 6, 2009
6th base
a splenderifious way of having sex. usually upside down, sometimes to the side, out a window. also, the most orgastic orgasm you will ever had.
Horny boy: dude, i need to get to 6th base.
Horny boy 2: you gonna try it on the stairs this time?
Horny boy 3: man, it's the best orgasm ever.
Horny boy 2: you gonna try it on the stairs this time?
Horny boy 3: man, it's the best orgasm ever.
6th base by thehornster November 5, 2009
66th base
Needed:
XBOX 360
Call of Duty: WaW or Call of Duty: MW2
(this cannot b performed with cod 4 because it's full of no-scopers, and no-scopers have yet to reach 1st base)
You start off playing WAW or MW2 on your XBOX 360 as normal, half way through a match you get a boner, you then proceed to shooting one of you're opponents with:
WAW: Type 100 sub machine gun.
MW2: SCAR-H
after your opponent has died, you run up, tea bag them, whilst shoving the xbox controller up your anus and have the trigger stuck down so it's constantly vibrating, and you obviously jack off to this.
If you are in zombie mode on WAW you can simply smack your penis every time you hear the sound of a panel of a window being repaired... do this until red or you have cummed.
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If you are female the only way you can reach 66th base is by fingering yourself watching your boyfriend/husband/any other guy... do this.
XBOX 360
Call of Duty: WaW or Call of Duty: MW2
(this cannot b performed with cod 4 because it's full of no-scopers, and no-scopers have yet to reach 1st base)
You start off playing WAW or MW2 on your XBOX 360 as normal, half way through a match you get a boner, you then proceed to shooting one of you're opponents with:
WAW: Type 100 sub machine gun.
MW2: SCAR-H
after your opponent has died, you run up, tea bag them, whilst shoving the xbox controller up your anus and have the trigger stuck down so it's constantly vibrating, and you obviously jack off to this.
If you are in zombie mode on WAW you can simply smack your penis every time you hear the sound of a panel of a window being repaired... do this until red or you have cummed.
.
If you are female the only way you can reach 66th base is by fingering yourself watching your boyfriend/husband/any other guy... do this.
Guy 1: I reached 66th base last night
Guy 2: So that was the reason you tea bagged me after killing me
Guy 2: So that was the reason you tea bagged me after killing me
66th base by NeedlesLookLikeWeirdPenises February 16, 2010