The big bang theory 

Horrible sitcom made for 'intelligent' people, but really, you only need a high school diploma to understand the jokes.

People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.

Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.

Sheldon: My new computer comes with Windows 7.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.

A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.

The big bang theory by combineelite November 30, 2010

Felch bang 

After sucking the spunk out of a gay man's brownflower, his companion proceeds to fist his ass fiercely until he faints or explodes.

"oh Todd i love when you felch bang me"

Felch bang by Bon Juckley March 10, 2008

9-Bang 

Possibly the most annoying ability to ever be added into a game in the history of man kind. When you are blinded by a 9 bang you will go completely fucking blind which apparently renders your ability to crouch and go prone useless, because that's just how humans work. A user who has 9 banged you may say 'ggez fuckin dumbass kid' shortly after they've killed you.

'Oh for fuck's sake John I'm 9-banged again'

9-Bang by videfluffy November 2, 2018

drop a bang 

to exclaim that you would fuck a certain chick

Tommy: dude, see that chick over there? I'd drop a bang on her.

Billy: That bitch is hot, would you stick it in her ass?

Tommy: Eventually, but tonight I just want to drop a bang on her.

drop a bang by Ron Coleman February 16, 2009

fat bags

bags o fat hanging from the elbows or knees, and in serious cases hanging from the chin

did you see her arms?

yeah she's got total fat bags

fat bags by strydy ho September 14, 2009

bang 

to squad up or to get ready to fight

like whats good nigga what wonna do u wonna bang or what nigga

bang by money d October 1, 2006

bang-over 

The state one finds oneself in the day after a one night stand, or a particularly exhaustive sexual tryst. Typically characterized by a rough and tousled appearance, and feelings of dirtiness (or, alternatively, dreaminess), distraction, lethargy, and general uselessness.

Similar to a hangover, but produced by copious amounts of sex, rather than alcohol.

An extension of the walk of shame (which lasts only as long as the journey from the scene of one's sexual exploits back to one's home), the bang-over continues throughout the following 24-hour period (or at least until unconsciousness occurs), regardless of whether one is in the company of others, or showing outward signs of having been engaged in said exploits.

Otherwise known as post-coital remorse or, in extreme situations, a post-coital coma.

Not to be confused with the tamer morning after condition, the bangover.

Layla: Maria, salimos esta noche? (shall we go out tonight?)
Maria: Ay, no se. Estoy sufriendo de un bang-over malisimo. (I don't know, I'm suffering from a wicked bang-over.)

or

Layla: What happened to you last night? I couldn't find you...
Maria: I went home with that guy. Did the walk of shame at 6 AM.
Layla: Damn girl, you must have one helluva bang-over.
Maria: Fact.

bang-over by bad-call betty February 16, 2010