Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

Fuck, you just pulled a bacon friend...

by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011

bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023

R.G. Mc Bacon

1. : Meter maids of false creek taking families dingies from public docks and holding them for ransom.

2 : The bacon who funded by developers who harass the live aboard community in the False Creek Vancouver BC

The R.G. Mc Bacon is back in the creek after there donut run.

by Sailor MO0N June 27, 2023

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023

gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)

"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."

by mrcsgry March 29, 2023