No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
Get the no-joke hikesmug. 
by Not Doodleting October 25, 2019
Get the Jokemug. Person A: Hey C you look as shitty as a camels abortion
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*
by kystor December 18, 2017
Get the jokemug. 
A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down
by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025
Get the Wade jokemug.