Masculine noodles

Instant ramen that is cooked strictly with a heat pack, hand warmer, or MRE heater to the point the noodles are just wet and hard but warm.

He was watching the board game eating his masculine noodles

by cade0mon June 16, 2022

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 4, 2018

pussy noodle

also referred to as a Dildo

Pat: man she’s a prostitute

Aniya: she’s a big Pussy Noodle!

by Soapboss September 6, 2018

Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

noodled down

The act of being seduced into bed, usually by a male

John: Hey man, I heard you really noodled down Stacy last night!
Tom: Yeah, it was so great!

by James-thenerd November 6, 2017

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018