lemon on wheels

(n.) A poorly manufactured car (american in nature, or with an american parent company usually) which has an engine too weak for the body, crap suspension, 11 seconds to sixty and 50-something mpg

Practically every Ford or GM, plus most of thier subsidiaries. Also, any Nissan Micra.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Mexican Ferris Wheel

When someone puts ÿ in their bioline in gay.com and it fucks up the room.

Was that Pat Sajak and the Whéél of Fortuné? No, it was just a Mexican Ferris Wheel.

by Shadow March 24, 2003

Wheeple

Anoher way to racially identify caucasian people.

white/people = wheeple

Tina : " Wow, theres so many of them."

Matthew : " I never seen so many wheeple in my life ! "

by tyniie * August 20, 2009

Right in my wheel house

This phrase is created by a man none other than Mr. Mac. It has a similar meaning to when a pitch in baseball is so perfect you knock it out of the park. It can take on many meanings but it is most commonly used to describe a situation or a good looking girl.

It can also go by it's abbreviated use or rimwh, or rimfwh for added effect. Use your imagination on the F.

That Pia from American Idol is right in my wheel house.

by Lil'Timmy from Mr. Mac's Class April 17, 2011

Wheel Slews

the act of hooking up with sluts.
wheel = hook up, make out, mash, smash, etc.
slew = slut, whore, etc.

Daniel: how many girls are going to this party?
Kevin: there's more girls than guys.
Daniel: sweet bro gotta wheel some slews!
Kevin: you know it!

Guy 1: "Wheeling slews is my favourite pastime!"
Guy 2: "Going to the party on friday?!"
Guy 1: "HELLS YES I AM."
Guy 2: "WHEEL SLEWS MAN, WHEEL SLEWS."

Another Random Guy: "Call me Young Slew Wheeler Life"

by giantyellowspoon January 9, 2011

Jiz On Wheels

A really cool car that you would like to have but you know you cant get it because you are either poor or you aint got no game.

"Yo Oshkon look at that sweet jiz on wheels, I wish I had a sweet ride like that...damn".

by BDALE March 20, 2005

wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

by temp159753 June 24, 2009