wet shot

When you make a three pointer and it drops into the net like water not moving it at all.

#Kobe #Isaiahthomas NOUN

Aww man did you see Sebastianś wet shot, Man that was crazy.

by Basketball Handles Legend 27 January 24, 2017

wet sandra

A wet sandra: the condition of a wet hand after having jacked off your boyfriend.

"Gross, were you trying to give me a Dirty Sanchez?"
"No, that's a Wet Sandra."

by dargersrealm March 27, 2012

Wet Larry

A kinky move often employed by certain members within the S.E. Portland singles scene. Whilst taking the female from behind (either performing Doggie Style or partaking in some Muddy Love), the man shows his gratitude and love for the woman by spitting in her ear.

So I was going to Brown Town last night on this beast of a woman that I met at the bar. She was pretty much the worst piece of ass I've ever had, so I said 'fuck it' and hawked a loogie in her right ear. She was pissed, but all I could say was 'hey, at least I didn't give you a muddy buccaneer.'

by The Coldest Adam in Town October 20, 2004

wet towel

When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.

Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!

by picklemonkey June 17, 2006

get wet

Used by lesbians and bisexual women to refer to being aroused / turned on (e.g. physical reaction, secretion of natural lubricant).

When I see a girl like her I get wet.

by Sappho2010 November 13, 2009

wet pillow

when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.

i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !

by trev June 18, 2006

Wet Stick

The "Wet Stick" is the act of redeeming ones self from giving a "Dry Stick" earlier. Giving a "Wet Stick" is finishing the story or tale from which the starting was told during the "Dry Stick" period. This results in a full usually embarassing story of the story-teller.

Nigel : "Chea son my finga was all up in her... naw naw chill I can't speak dat s'way too dank"

Frank : "Come on yo.. brah don't play me dat dry stick"

Nigel : "Alright, good fellow my phalanges and metacarpal bones ended up on the interior side of her tea cup, what an magisterial egregious sticky wicket!"

Frank : "Since you have completed your tale, you have henceforth Wet my Stick, I will be forever indebted to you. For giving thyne sweet Wet Stick is deserving of a great prize of eternal gratitude. My gift to you is 500 schellings and 12 earth mana, this will give you a chance at a better tomorrow. Farwell Nigel, God Speed."

*Rides into the Sunset//Fades to Black*

Yes this is just two characters nothing changes but the language from a sort of ebonics to high class proper english with added theatrics at the end.

by Mike B and Dave S January 31, 2008