Child

Something that is sometimes good, but sometimes completely annoying.

Despite what some think, a child is not something that everyone has to have and as a matter of fact, for some people, it would be a terrible idea to have one.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Child Neglect

Neglecting a child

A woman went to Jail over child neglect

by 459395 June 7, 2023

child baby

ridiculously dumb person;mental retard

'that girl just tripped up the stairs'
'i know she's such a child baby'

by bryiloo lawrence February 1, 2009

Childe

Childe may be a name for a certain Genshin Impact character, but is also a nickname for the youngest of members in groups. Childe is a wonderful human being, that is truly convinced that they have all their cards out of your eyesight and sheilded, why in fact they are laying on a glass table. Childe is a jack of all trades and is like the sweetest honey. Generally they have few close friends and many aquintances but a wide hatred for birthdays (specifically their own)

Person #1: "You are such a child..."
Person #2: "Childe*, I'm positively awesome thank you very much!"
Person #1: *stares fondly* "quite."

by ollivandrr September 27, 2022

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up

Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP

by STDS77 October 26, 2019

Child

An utterly annoying human that is or should be small and is very young :)

My child is small

by -human November 14, 2021