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Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
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Foreign aid project

Foreign aid projects don't help poor Africans, especially aid in the form of US taxpayer money.
by Sexydimma June 7, 2021
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The Band Aid

May also be called the Assistant to the Band Director
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
by The Band Aid April 23, 2010
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aids

used to say something is gross
this shit is aids
by Emo goat February 12, 2019
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AIDS

This is something that only retarded people have when they thought it was smart to have sex with a monkey (Ryan Maxted).
Ryan maxted had sex with a gorilla 100 times last summer and got aids
by Aidmuncher69 October 24, 2019
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AIDS-Maxing

AIDS-maxing means maximizing AIDS and/or HIV prevention. If someone were to use a condom to prevent STDs that would be considered AIDS-maxing.
“Wow Tom, you have a lot of condoms, you have big AIDS-maxing game!”
Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”
by ManlyMattress May 29, 2024
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Aids-Monkey

Mrs Speelman's class is Aids-Monkey today!
by Logan Polcyn January 22, 2024
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