When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
Get the Band-Aid Fissionmug. by Sexydimma June 7, 2021
Get the Foreign aid projectmug. May also be called the Assistant to the Band Director
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
by The Band Aid April 23, 2010
Get the The Band Aidmug. 
This is something that only retarded people have when they thought it was smart to have sex with a monkey (Ryan Maxted).
by Aidmuncher69 October 24, 2019
Get the AIDSmug. AIDS-maxing means maximizing AIDS and/or HIV prevention. If someone were to use a condom to prevent STDs that would be considered AIDS-maxing.
“Wow Tom, you have a lot of condoms, you have big AIDS-maxing game!”
“Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”
“Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”
by ManlyMattress May 29, 2024
Get the AIDS-Maxingmug. by Logan Polcyn January 22, 2024
Get the Aids-Monkeymug.