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APRICOT Test

Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T

An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.

A: Appearance

-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality

-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations

-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence

-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications

-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities

-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"

"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017
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Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018
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DBE Tester

A drive-by-ejaculation tester. A large black dildo that’s made for your prison wallet to show diversity.
Person 1: Are you a DBE vendor?

Person 2: Idk

Person 1: Let’s use the DBE tester and find out.
by Chuck finelay June 8, 2018
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jonny test

a very hot sexual act where where you rub your butt on the others butt and start farting
man i just had a hot jonny test last night with tom brady
by Matt.rac May 7, 2018
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018
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reverse test-taking

Where you don't physically/emotionally feel up to insipidly wading through an entire 0%!$&@# textbook-article prior to taking the post-test, and so you simply take the test "first" instead of "last", skimming the book to locate just the answer to each question as you read it off from the test-sheet.
I was always a low-stamina student with short attention-span and poor concentration, so I always had to perform just the reverse test-taking method to pass my exams.
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
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