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wood from trees

it is a piece of wood that is wood. it comes from the plants known as 'trees' people who eat paper are actually eating wood. if they stop we will have more trees. tree also rhymes with pee. this wood is commonly used by people and creatures. you dont see little flowers cutting them down although a dandylion with a chainsaw would be pretty cool

trees= yum, remember that and you will go far
wow look at that wood!

its wood from TREES!

OMG NO WAY!
by Mandylyn Angoose April 26, 2008
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Washington Tree Stump

Doing a girl in the butt to the point of getting some fecal matter on your donger... Then proceeding to keep it doggy style but switch to her vagina... The pounding must be so intense that the donger goes through the tissue between the butt and vagina and the tip of the donger protrudes from the butthole like a brown tree stump.
"Your aunt wanted it hard and so I gave it to her hard lol." Then why is she in the hospital dude? "Ever heard of a washington tree stump?"
by Supersexystud May 6, 2008
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Texas Tree Trimmer

A dingo or Queensland Heeler that rides on the roof or toolbox of a tall truck and jumps up and grabs branches that go by overhead.
"That darned Texas Tree Trimmer keeps jumping out of the truck. Can't go a hundred feet without that dog jumping up into an oak tree. Thinks she's a squirrel or something.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.
by MushkieLover May 11, 2010
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red christmas tree

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.
Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.
by Solid Snail October 17, 2013
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Christmas Tree Ornament

A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.
Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"
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one tree hill

Teen drama that airs on the CW. Falls short of being a television show and instead lands in a pile of hippie garbage. Consists of predictable plot lines, bad directing, even worse acting and takes place in an irrelevant place called north Carolina. You know what else takes place in north Carolina? NASCAR.

The show was voted by the united nations as the worst show in the world and therefore banned it in 72 countries.
Pamela: Let's buy some chicken and go watch One Tree Hill.
Steve: No
by dayaremmine March 24, 2008
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mimosa tree friendship

a relationship though initially close soon dissolves
We must have had a mimosa tree friendship. At first we did things together, talked a lot, but when I changed jobs, we lost touch.
by Una Malachica April 10, 2008
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