Soft Pack

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.

How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.

by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020

Soft Soak

Soaking with a limp dick.

The Mormon with Erectile Disfunction asked his girlfriend if she was up for a soft soak.

by DJock18 November 19, 2020

Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.

My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.

by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020

SoftlockedUnderZero

A female known for making maid versions of popular characters and people. Loves playing fps games but hates anything related to rule 34 or furries.

bob: chl can you make a maid version of me please

softlockedunderzero: how large do you want the dress

by RisingDragon102 December 8, 2020

Softiexxjeongin

Softiexxjeongin is a girl named Luna who is active on tiktok and youtube binge watching cute Jeongin video's

Person 1:Hey, have you heard about softiexxjeongin yet?
Person 2:Omg yes!! Istg if she doesn't stfu about Jeongin really!!

by nOTicE mE sEnPai!! December 21, 2020

_soft_jisoo_

_soft_jisoo_ is known for her kindness and AMAZING edits so go follow her rn or else 😡

_soft_jisoo_ stans twice 😱

by stan_twice_idiot 😏 December 23, 2020

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021