Braktus Syndrome

When you fart so hard that cactus spikes form and shoot out of your rectum.

This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.

The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.

The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
Man! Don't "braktus syndrome" all over my fresh new carpet AGAIN!
by GloriousGünther March 03, 2021
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Mother Syndrome

When someone who likes you is overprotective and is constantly hovering over you. They take care of you, worry excessively, listen to you and look over you as if they were your mother.
Friend: Does she always check up on you like that?
Yeah she just wants to know I'm okay.
Friend: She must have mother syndrome, bro.
by jacksonpollockdick September 06, 2014
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Jenna Syndrome

A catastrophic, chronic illness that affects all areas of the nervous system, that leads to severe decline in empathy, poor quality of life, and increases in impulsivity and attention-seeking. The DSM (Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) V does not include this in their addition, but see other variations of personality disorders, including...

1. Schizoid Personality Disorder: characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.

OR

2. Dissociative Personality Disorder: characterized by a person's identity fragmenting into two or more distinct personality states. People with this condition are often victims of severe abuse of psychoactive substances.

AND at least 3 of the following symptoms: Emotional insecurity, social climbing, and psychopathic behavior.
Person 1: Hey, you heard what happened to Moe?

Person 2: No dude, wtf happened?

Person 1: He got Jenna Syndrome cause I don't have enough followers on my instagram :(
by notyouraverageandy May 07, 2019
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Keemstar Syndrome

A mental illness; the inability to acknowledge that mental illness exists despite the fact that the illness entails accusing people of having mental illnesses. Only one person in the world suffers from KeemStar Syndrome.
"My name is KeemStar and I have Keemstar Syndrome. My persistent suicide threats and psychological damage have nothing to do with the fatal outcomes of my subjects' psychological problems.
by Keem_star June 24, 2020
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Mordecai Syndrome

It's essentially like Stockholm Syndrome, but it's just Mordecai bullying his artist by locking her in the basement.
Mordecai is really implementing his Mordecai Syndrome on his artists - if only he provides two pens instead of one pen for her to draw.
by Anson Crandelez September 26, 2022
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Osbourne Syndrome

The jealous over-reaction of a domestic partner when a friend and/or acquaintance is engaging in conversation with his/her significant other.
Luke doesn't want to go to the bathroom because he thinks his girl Krystin is gonna get gang banged by his friends while he's pissing, classic example of Osbourne Syndrome.
by JRickDaBOSS January 13, 2012
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no life syndrome

Where one has no life and finds social situations awkward and depressing having life followed by long goals of becoming a sick cunt
That girl isn't a sick cunt, she must have no life syndrome
by sick cuntt July 02, 2014
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