cleft of vulva

the most sacred and secret crevice of a woman

Because of intense fear of the monstrous headmaster, the high-school girl’s sacred and secret cleft of vulva got moist with perspiration.

by Scimitar May 07, 2022

mom’s clitoris

Sorry, we could not find mom’s clitoris!

Dad loves to play with mom’s clitoris at all kinds of odd times!

by Scimitar May 27, 2022

charitable disguise

Free psychiatric practice on urban dictionary using brilliant pseudonym.

The beautiful lady was a blessing in charitable disguise.

by Scimitar May 18, 2022

moony-clit

Neither the moon nor the clit are redundant entities. Moon regulates Earth’s wobble and diurnal rotation, so also clit regulates childbirth and intense pleasure during orgasm!

Ahh! These proud girls with moony-clits!

by Scimitar May 01, 2022

orgasmate

Now, as one ages, the capacity to orgasmate (have orgasms and masturbate) decreases steeply.

To be able to orgasmate abundantly, was the hallmark of successful youthfulness!

by Scimitar May 29, 2022

clit-centric

A male, usually a nerd, who submits words related to female genitalia such as clit, vagina and the like to urban dictionary, using pseudonym.

Haven’t met a more clit-centric male!

by Scimitar May 01, 2022

Family Guy Echo Syndrome

Is the terminal disease of the brain in which the sufferer cannot spend a whole day without repeating word for word jokes from the previous nights Family Guy episode. This disease results in the deterioration of the brain, where the victim becomes a zombie to plagerized jokes.

Mark: "So then Stewie was all like 'What the duece!', haha."
Adam: "Mate, you might want to get your Family Guy Echo Syndrome checked out?"

by Scimitar October 26, 2007