toss salad

To have your hole properly licked for hours.

My slave likes to toss salad for hours. I was sitting on his face. I loved it.

by Mistress1 April 26, 2006

Tommy Salami

A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.

Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.

by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013

salad sauce

ceasar dressing, or any other condiment that's placed on top of salad

"Lemmi get some mo salad sauce."

by Spanky420 June 27, 2006

SALAD DRESSING

Agent spread around the asshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (anal licking) more palatable. Typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored lubricant, etc.

Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.

by Dale Earnhardt Jr. III January 24, 2011

Toss Her Like A Salad

The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.

Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.

by VoidVRA October 5, 2013

Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 26, 2006