The Darby Noodle

When your bald and your male genitalia are so small it makes a micros penis look massive

“Trevor was in the change room and everyone laughed because he had The Darby Noodle”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

Tittie noodles

When you eat a pot noodle and drop some on your titties.

Beth has ✨tittie noodles✨

by Stannoodles May 7, 2021

Noodle Lou

Goodbye or See you later. Can be used like tootlelou

Noodle lou! Or I'm going to class. Noodle lou!

by Panda123o19 July 1, 2022

Chow mein ramen noodles

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster

Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles”

by Onyx84 May 30, 2021

Noodles

best thing on earth, if ur parents won´t buy them for you. they dont love you
(my dad doesn´t love me)

person 1: ¨i want noodles!¨
person 2: ¨do your parents love you?¨
person 1: ¨....no¨

by iHateMyDad69 January 15, 2025

Noodle Eyes

When a fine girl’s eyes sting as if she got hot noodle water in her eyes.

“Bae I think I have noodle eyes!!”

by DonTheSauceGod July 17, 2022

Shake the Noodle

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

by Ardent Maple July 24, 2021