mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Mega Rayquazaing

When 6 hoes pussy are shoved in each limb including the head and dick and you flap causing the hoes to cum through every hole including the nipples nose eyes mouth

I don't think the hoes are still alive after the mega rayquazaing sesh

by Pokemon gotta cum them all February 24, 2024

Mega gay

Ruru

Person 1: I’m so ruru (they mean mega gay)

Person 2: what?

by Shaggy5767 February 24, 2024

Margaritaville

The act of getting drunk on margaritas

I’m going to Margaritaville tonight Bill.

I shouldn’t have went to Margaritaville last night, my heads killing me.

by Idek what to put here February 28, 2024

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

mega-Chihuahua

a horrible mega-mind movie.

oh that new mega-mind movie? yeah that's a mega-Chihuahua.

by whapdidlium. March 6, 2024

Margarinized

Someone who thinks they are marginalized, but actually just eats too much.

Margarinized people might not participate in athletics, but they are still going for gold in the oppression olympics.

by Moosam March 20, 2024