molly kazoo

The act of smoking molly and subsequently playing the kazoo in a manner which emits smoke from the instrument.

Yo I just hit the craziest molly kazoo!

by Teddy Ham June 19, 2024

molly kazoo

A “donkel” providing such ecstasy to the recipient that they receive a momentary high, similar to the emotional response of molly

I got pieced up by a crazy molly kazoo last night.

by Teddy Ham June 19, 2024

Molly disorder

When you swallow ice cream and it burns your throat like whiskey.

Damn Bro that ice cream burned my throat like a shot of cheap whiskey holy shit I have Molly disorder.

by Sasquatch Mafia June 25, 2024

Mollymalzn

This is when your whole friend group hates you. When you’re an outsider, and you butt your way into a new friend group for the sole purpose of getting with someone’s boyfriend, that’s what this is. When this happens, your friend group doesn’t actually like you, and neither does anyone else honestly. Because your face looks like a blobfish but if it was a skinny blond girl with a huge ego. You can’t think you’re cool when boy you stole from the brunette girl has been cheating on you with lz girls for ages! Your “friends” only pretend to like you because of him. And he doesn’t like you either.

Mollymalzn, is and embarrassment and a disgrace.

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

Molded Evidence Theory

The practice of designing an entire research study, audit, or investigation from the ground up with a specific, pre-ordained conclusion in mind. The methodology, data collection parameters, and analytical framework are all carefully engineered as a custom vessel to deliver the desired result. The evidence isn't faked or altered after the fact; the entire process is rigged from the start to produce a conclusion that appears rigorous and independent.

Molded Evidence Theory Example: A tobacco company in the 20th century didn't just deny cancer studies; it funded its own. It molded evidence by hiring sympathetic scientists, designing studies unlikely to find harm (e.g., using animal models known to be resistant), and defining "conclusive proof" at an impossibly high bar. The resulting papers created a manufactured "debate" for decades, all built on evidence molded to be exculpatory.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026

molly

a lovely ☺️☺️ jirai kei final boss ☺️☺️mollys usually love little anime girls named heizou and play genshin impact while eating pizza buns

dad: DO SOME CHORES!!!!

person: broooo I’m mollymaxxing #pien

dad: ohhh I get it, don’t worry bro!

by evarinasteroel February 9, 2026

Mollyamorous

A monogamous couple who are allowed to hook up with other people when they are on molly.

My husband and I are mollyamorous- we’re basically monogamous unless we are at a rave.

by Mollys Daddy March 1, 2026