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jizz dripper

Your a right useless jizz dripper Pete said to him good friend Ryan
by Shagass October 16, 2017
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Fortnite Jizz Fizz

When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.
Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo

Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
by SteveHarvey7 March 15, 2024
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eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.
by Wifflum January 2, 2022
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Snizz Jizzed

Snizz Jizzed: When a woman gets off before the guy.
Before he knew it, he had been 'Snizz Jizzed'.
by Funnybunny7 May 8, 2024
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Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
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unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste
“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
by anonymous January 4, 2023
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Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.
by nanomaton August 5, 2017
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