flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

Flying Dutchman

When a joint which is almost finished is put reversed between the lips by the giver and exhales deeply trough his hand into the mouth of the taker of the Flying Dutchman. This makes the taker feel like the Flying Dutchman.

Do you want a Flying Dutchman bruv?
Flying Dutchman?
Show him the Flying the Dutchman!

by Mikkel613 April 17, 2018

Fluting

When you blow a males penis to the side and twiddle our fingers across the mans penis, like how you would play a flute.

"You like sucking? Well I like fluting. I love to flute. It is so sexy!"

by FlutatiousBaby February 20, 2018

Flunge

The act of lunging away from the toilet while simultaneously flushing. This usually while on a business or other formal phone call so that other party is not made aware you have been defecating for the entire conversation.

I was taking a dump while talking on the phone and had to do the flunge when was done so that I he wouldn't know!!

by The Jigg is up May 10, 2018

Flying fuck

A insult that's suggests someone is flying while fucking shitting in the air like a bird

Dave- hey Carl what flying fuck you doing. Carl- What?

by Memester boy May 16, 2018

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

flying fish

Something so thrilling it could give you PTSD

Man, that roller coaster ride was almost as good as flying fish.

by Plardo260 July 19, 2018