An insult to someone who is not necessarily a n00b, but still worse than others.
A rank which can be achieved in Halo 3.
Most of the people who achieve this rank are worse than most others, due to their inability to raise their highest skill. Or perhaps they just like social playlists more.
A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.
Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.
1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.
"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)