canadian

the opposite of Americans
unarmed, polite, and horrible road rage

"he's got to be a canadian"

by pizza man chase May 20, 2022

Canadian Special

The act of pouring maple syrup (room temp or warmed) onto a man’s nutsack and proceeding to do with which the user pleases

Friend 1: “Hey, I heard you guys used my maple syrup”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”

by Nutblaster69069 February 2, 2025

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

Canadian sop

A drink of liquor or Canadian water that is poisoned with arsenic or poison

One sip of canadian sop and your life goes down the drain

by Stene987 November 1, 2020

montreal canadians suck

The truth

Montreal canadians suck

by E The Second November 11, 2022

Canadian Shitstorm

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Canadian BBQ

Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian

"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"

by LilDank June 24, 2024