basementlessness

A house or dwelling that has no basement..

i bought my house on account of its basementlessness, it is cheaper to insure and there is less to flood

by Renee622 November 22, 2010

Basement Flooded

where you get wet. down in your privates

I saw that man walk by and my basement flooded.

by rybcn87 January 31, 2018

discord moderator basement

where discord moderators stay 24/7, never touching grass

what is sleep? i only know discord moderator basement

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

pull the boat out of the basement

It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.

I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

Modern Baseball

The best fucking Midwest Emo band ever. Even tho Bren Lukens wants to be a girl, he made an amazing band wit great music.

Wtf happened to Modern Baseball, they just kind of fell off and never made music again.

by funnymanbro April 17, 2022

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 25, 2008