An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
Get the bacon bonermug. The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020
Get the Hammered Baconmug. Referring to the way kevin bacon shakes his legs in the movie footloose. Usually when one drinks caffeine or gets anxious this can occur.
by Edub72 May 11, 2021
Get the Bacon leggingmug. When a young lady has sexual relations "doggy style" with a far guy and his belly rubs against her tramp stamp creating a porky smell
by Cultleader333 December 4, 2023
Get the Baconatormug. The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.
by Bailey617 December 9, 2013
Get the Bacon Dipmug. When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Salad Toss with Bacon Bitmug. by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse February 1, 2016
Get the chocolate covered baconmug.