Swamp Donkey

Cajun Coon-ass; a man born in the cajun land, Layfeyette, who lives life spicier than the spiceiest!

A Swamp Donkey is always hammered; especially on a Sunday Night playing Caps to the wee hours in the morning... Dont know what caps is??? It is a drinking game. Look it up

by Justin Loomis January 28, 2008

Swamp Donkey

a teenage girl who has sex with anything that has legs and a heart-beat. some may find her attractive. but when they see all the symptoms of her nasty STIs she's got down there they run... FAST - watch out buddddd!

WOW! Denise is such a swamp donkey!!!

by :)missy!!!<3 February 16, 2009

Talky Talky Donkey

A 'cupcaker'; it is defined as a person who squanders off into an isolated decibel (usually a bedroom) away from his present company/bros in order to talk, or "cupcake" with a 'non-slut' girl. No action/possible intent of sleeping with this girl but just to inspire relations. An extension of a cupcake.

Talky Talky Donkey: A bro goes off into the garage for a large amount of the time just to stay on the phone and giggle to himself of a work in progress (flirting) while leaving the party, celebration, or group of friends to themselves.

It is as a donkey receding to his barn to chew alone.

by JGuiz November 23, 2010

Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

donkey kong

Ass king (not in a flattering way) - more apropos would be the inverse or "King of the Asses."

Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"

Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."

Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"

by machBailz May 31, 2007

Donkey fuck fail

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .

John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .

by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009

aw donkey spittle

It's another way of saying "aw crap"

A: We don't believe this crazy old man
B: Aw donkey spittle

by Queen of all Senpias May 16, 2018