Mom: {my name}, why would that woman wear something that draws attention to her ass when it's so big?
In my head: geez mom, could you stop talking shit about people? God damn
In my head: geez mom, could you stop talking shit about people? God damn
by not_agreste July 13, 2019
Areyon is a bitch ass boi that sucks dick for Kendrick Lamar albums I’m always talking shit about him
by Blueface baby February 19, 2019
Homie She's always talking shit
by Old school 105 July 01, 2024
A Negative Person who is of average or below intelligence that has an over exaggerated sense of grandeur, usually attempting to bully or degradate someone based off of false perceptions that only that person can conjure up in their own mind. an overt internal projection of their own insecurities manifested as a boastful pride in an attempt to appear stronger and more exalted than they really are which comes off as annoying and irritating to interact with.
ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : lol hes just less intelligent than a turd rolled in grease
Scout: hehe...and full of himself
ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : thats what you call a Narciss-shit
Scout: haha
Scout: hehe...and full of himself
ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : thats what you call a Narciss-shit
Scout: haha
by Harlot O'scara January 10, 2019
When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.
Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit
by Thick wood May 02, 2025
My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea
by The real Frank Spencer May 08, 2022
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
by CountryBoyTex July 12, 2021