Irish Caviar

Irish caviar- The contraction of genital herpes shortly after the infestation of crabs, which relays the theory that the crabs laid eggs!

Damn bro now that those crabs are gone I have their eggs all over my dick, But I told that hooker not to worry because it was Irish caviar, and she got down on that fancy meal last night.

by RChammer0409 January 27, 2018

Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 11, 2023

Irish Road Trip

Drunk Driving

Ej had a few too many beers and took his Honda for an Irish Road Trip leaving the bar

by BTPAl Capone April 29, 2023

irish furries

kinda mid

its so mid u could call it irish furries

by LOLSIEWOLSIESX3NUZZLESONU July 19, 2023

Irish Corned Cock

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob

When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock

by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017

Irish Double-Dunk

The erotic act of pouring Irish Guinness into someone’s anus, and then having them perform oral sex.

“Yo, I heard Daniel Irish Double-Dunked Josh last night!”

by Irishdd September 6, 2025

Irish Serenade

nightly drunk yelling matches outside nearby pubs you hear from your home

I could hear the blokes last night at the pub. They were singing me an Irish Serenade.

by hatebigwords July 11, 2024