russian train ride

Verb.

Placing a flask of vodka in your anus while receiving a blow job.

I once took a Russian train ride and couldn't walk comfortAbly for a week.

by Cal Shibmasterson December 4, 2015

Russian Love Poem

The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.

The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.

by VoNotAHoe April 13, 2019

russian jerk off

When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger

"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."

by brokenhalo2202 January 5, 2018

Russian Rocket Fuel

A Grade A strain of Weed. Real high-class and makes you feel energetic with a good high. However, it is not well know. Also known as RRF.

Ho shit that guy is trippin' balls! Nah he's good he's just been blastin' some Russian Rocket Fuel.

by TheKidDownTheStreet March 8, 2011

Russian Party Cracker's

Russian party cracker's, or RPC, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.

Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.

Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.

Ahhhhh daaaaammmnnn, I got done in the eye again whilst playing Russian party cracker's.

by JAMBALLZ September 21, 2011

Russian Butt plug

The act of putting a bottle of vodka in a girls but and sticking your cock in her vagina so u can feel the burn of the vodka

I gave your mom a Russian butt plug

by Quinnyarema6969 April 19, 2021

Russian Time-Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka

Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.

by Sloviak Argonian May 3, 2011