A funny looking boy who is obsessed with cats and is sexually attracted to cats and his best friend.
by theheadofheadd March 27, 2022
Get the Dylan shawmug. 6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball
by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024
Get the Dylan Hocommug. Dylan is a cute funny guy and if your not careful will break your heart. He can make up stupid jokes to make you feel better. He may seem quiet and shy in class but is really the loudest friend u can have. Dylan keeps his promises no Nader the cost. He is the guy you should be hanging out with
by Brokentoy21 April 18, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by Me=word plug January 16, 2019
Get the Dylan man wit a planmug. A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by Bananahana72 December 6, 2023
Get the Dylan mulvaneymug.