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Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.
" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"
by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021
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Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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ghetto santa

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa
by a+t<3 December 26, 2021
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Smok3 santana

A smok3 santana is someone who acts gay for a camera and loves hitting on guys in a twitch chat.
Eric is hitting on me again in chat, he’s such a smok3 santana.
by SussyPoosy December 31, 2021
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DUI Santa

otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
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sussy santana

Saucy Santana, he is the created of material girl. Sussy Santana Is him but sussy.
Did you see saucy santana’s music video?

Do you mean sussy santana? He’s sussy, Girllll.

Oh sorry, I forgot it was sussy santana.
by Nohksnsixhndnd May 27, 2022
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