We need the monopoly of force

Welp... You either have it or you don't...

JOOOOO!!! "Meh! We need the monopoly of force!"

Hym "Ok. Well that's like saying 'I need to be Superman.' Right?"

Ju "I do need to be superman. He would have the monopoly of force."

Hym "Well, if you need to be superman then your, uh, not superman. Superman would already BE superman and, therefore, would not need to be superman."

We need the monopoly of force by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

Mar-a-lago Monocle by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

Theory of Scientific Monopoly

Examines when a single institution, theory, or methodology holds exclusive control over a field of knowledge, suppressing alternatives. This monopoly stifles innovation and dictates the "correct" way to inquire, punishing heresy with ex-communication from grants and publications.

Theory of Scientific Monopoly *Example: In the mid-20th century, behaviorism held a near-total monopoly in academic psychology. Research on internal mental states like cognition or emotion was dismissed as "unscientific." Grant agencies, journals, and tenure committees were dominated by behaviorists, effectively outlawing alternative approaches for a generation.*

Theory of Scientific Monopoly by Dumu The Void February 7, 2026

People who dont want to play monopoly 

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

People who dont want to play monopoly by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

go directly, monopoly style 

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

go directly, monopoly style by Uncle Dimma December 25, 2019

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler 

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler

10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondler by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025