slow jerk

A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.

Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"

Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"

by Flash1049 January 5, 2009

hypnic jerk

The "What are you retard's" That you get before you fall asleep

I gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep

by krys November 7, 2004

Jerk

A Junior educated rich kid.

Man, that kid is such a jerk. I want to be in his family.

by SomeDudeIDunno2 November 27, 2012

idiot-jerk-face

fag, jerk,bitch, dum ass

He's such and idiot jerk face...

by Soadina September 29, 2003

Jerk

Some one who is a complete bully and dosen't know how to mind their own business. jerks Usually hang out with hispanics and other fucken retards.

Man the whole elliot family totally sucks my cock and balls. What jerks!

by gnomes g April 14, 2006

Jerk

A person who is a nerd while also being a jock. nerd+jock=jerk

That freakin stupid jerk's in AP bio and the Varsity football.

by Pedro Martinizzzle December 28, 2008

jerkymon

Jerking off to pokemon

Jay played jerkymon all day

by Astartes889 June 11, 2006