I'm going to wax his pole. 

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.

I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.

I'm going to wax his pole. by Biggg Countryyy November 25, 2011

I believe in Sherlock 

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

I believe in Sherlock by -SH and JW February 10, 2012

I have more than enough to eat at home 

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

I have more than enough to eat at home by asupercilious January 22, 2014

i don't give a fuck about shit

A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.

I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit

i don't give a fuck about shit by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016

I'm gonna zayn 

To leave or escape a situation unexpectedly, like Zayn Malik left One Direction.

If Brad doesn't get here by 11, I swear I'm gonna zayn.

I'm gonna zayn by bobduncan October 1, 2016

I can't be fucked 

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

I can't be fucked by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

i getchu 

An alternate, slang term for “I get you”. Typically a laid back statement.

“I’m so fed up with him today”
“Girl, I getchu.”

i getchu by GrammarEmo December 30, 2017