hipster

You know what pisses me off, that I’ve been watching Rick and Morty since 2014 and no one gave a shit about it then and now everyone loves it because it’s the new hype. 😒😒

A hipster is someone that thinks theyre cool because they did something before everyone else and theyre too good to do it now that everyone else does.

by YaBoi4200 October 9, 2017

Hypester

A person who follows public opinion, or hype, to fit in and appear culturally relevant, even if the hype goes against their interests or beliefs.

Hype: "I wanted to give him a horrible gift so I bought him Nickelback tickets."
Hypester: "Yeah I'd rather listen to nails across a blackboard before I heard one of their songs." But truly they have How You Remind Me on their personal playlist.

Hype: "I don't always listen to Nickelback, but when I do, I don't."
Person: "Yeah that stuff is the lamest, I will never listen to them even there was a gun to my head." But they listened to them on the radio earlier and jammed out.

by Rih Jermaine October 15, 2017

Hystereo

He is a very cute person and he isl also very kinda i like him :D rawr owo

hystereo is cutest person

by YukixHystereo November 2, 2017

Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh

He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.

by Freelancers May 1, 2018

Hybster

Hybsters are hybrid hipsters IE: A super nerd that is a fiction author that also owns a comic book shop but has a lame mustache and a old Subaru wagon.

Dude your such a hybster for picking Aqua Man as your favorite DC hero because he's the most unpopular, Ride your fixie home.

by Met us November 12, 2017

Hipster

Word that basic people use to describe people who are not basic.

I'll bet that hipster has never even seen the inside of an Eddie Bauer.

by Dhuron November 23, 2017

hipster pilgrimage

At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.

In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.

Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage

by tb92\ December 4, 2017