hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008

Hammerfix

Referring to any (usually temporary) solution or workaround involving the abrupt use of a blunt instrument or hasty approach.

It was a hammerfix to say the least, but the bug in the accounting software no longer throws an exception when the user enters his identification sequence.

by Casey Comendant March 27, 2008

Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.

Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"

by Cucha February 5, 2010

Hammer

A nickname for people who wreck at playing baseball

to be given the nickname hammer, you must HAMMER THE BALL!!

by Jakieth Tequan Washington December 27, 2009

Hammerflage

Camoflage from the drunken kind. Using natural surroundings to hide an object of importance in basically plain sight from the utterly inhebreated.

I Hammerflage 'd the beer in a box under some ginger ale in the pantry, drunkerds would never look underthere.

by cant find anymore beer May 26, 2010

hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

by Five 0 August 2, 2010

Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.

After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.

by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011