Throat GOAT 

noun
/θrəʊt: ɡəʊt/

a title given to Nayan for her exceptional skill and prowess with the mouth (I'm not talking about singing)

He knew Nayan was the Throat Goat when she blew his clarinet

Throat GOAT by NADZM January 10, 2022

one eyed goat 

It is a variation of the goat where the balls and penis are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his butt cheeks. It now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.

No one expected Roger to throw a one eyed goat in Jason's direction, making Roger the winner.

one eyed goat by igmyog03 March 4, 2009

High as a Goat 

To be so high, from smoking marijuana, that you cannot move or speak. Commonly used by stoners who are bored with the commom slang. Associated with the stillness of a distant mountain goat standing peacefully.

Phil "why didnt you come by last night, we had fun."

Eric "Dude, I didnt feel like doing anything last night, I was high as a goat."

High as a Goat by casanova8231 December 2, 2010

Reverse Mountain Goat 

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man pulls the girl off bed by her hair until she almost falls backwards and then immediately finishes off on her face while she is still recovering from the fall.

Guy: Ahh ahh...I am close ...about to come (yanks her back off the bed)
<thudd>
Girl: Ooouchhhh
Guy: Ohh yeahhhh

Girl: I think I broke my back.
Guy: Shut up bitch and take it!

Guy 1: Dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back

Guy 2: Yea, that's because I reverse mountain goated her! At least she got some moisturizer for her face!

Reverse Mountain Goat by bluemagic04 September 19, 2013

Mya wants a goat 

Get mya a goat gofundme.com do it for the goats that have no homes. We love goats. Raise money for the goats 🐐

Mya has been complaining of how much she wants a cute goat. Help mya get a goat. Mya wants a goat.

Mya wants a goat by Myas sistahhhh July 17, 2018

jeremy the goat

Jeremy is a 30 year old "man" who dress up as a female and pretends to be a girl... he also looks like a goat so dont laugh too much he gets every self conscious about his goat like features. He also likes lil kids. So hide yo kids

Jeremy the goat looks more like a goat than a goat does

jeremy the goat by All of dtm January 1, 2019

Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) 

Lionel Messi
Not Cristiano Arrogant-penaldo
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Lionel Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
Lionel Messi is the Greatest of All Time (GOAT). That is a fact. Stop trying then crying Penaldo fans.

Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) by anonymous February 24, 2023