Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

butthole fun

Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more

Dude I accidentally had butthole fun last night when I was wasted

by Cbbobb January 9, 2018

Not fun

Someone who doesn’t like bowling.

Andrew: hey, want to go bowling?
Haylie: no, I don’t like bowling.
Andrew:oh I see… you’re not fun.

by NeilTheGrassFedBison November 23, 2022

fun

cara on a dance floor

the most fun i have ever had in my life

by hounddog26 December 20, 2022

Fun

Something I don't have.

"I had fun last night!"
"Shut the fuck up, I didn't"

by AestheticFeather January 24, 2017

fun

when two people are getting very touchy and decide to cool off by removing clothing.

Hey, Lisa, want to have some fun.

by BlackManBalls1 May 23, 2022

fun-shark

n.
A person with an exceptionally active sense of enjoyment, amusement, and/or pleasure.

Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.

by lx2036 December 5, 2012