even monkeys fall from trees

Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.

Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"

Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."

by EndlessMike November 20, 2013

HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.

Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us

Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

by poopface66666667 November 7, 2009

Awaiting passport clearance from Narnia

Some one who obviously gay but won't admit it.

He is so so in the closet he's awaiting passport clearance from Narnia!

by Medusa1989 January 27, 2009

Im Just A Boy From Cuba

'Im just a boy from Cuba' is a line once said by the most prettiest man in space. No, its not Keith, even though he's hot as fuck.

"Im just a boy from Cuba, not some space prince like Lotor."

by KlanceIsCanonQueen December 25, 2018

Dogs from teh past

A dawg from teh paist.

I have three "Dogs from teh past", it's nice.

by houdini3787 October 16, 2008

knock the props out from under

knock the props out from under (someone/something)

- destroy someone's confidence,
- destroy someone's emotional/financial/moral base

Adam will knock the props out from under Susan if he criticizes too much about her work

by cdawg543 February 23, 2008

cookie from your own dough

taste of your own medicine; seeking revenge

Your girlfriend blew all your money. Well, you shouldn't be cheating on her... you got your cookie from your own dough, dude!

by DutchE March 29, 2015