Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

flopzik

Flopzik is to be great at games or be better than everyone you play against

Brandon was flopzik compared to these noobs

by Flopzik March 27, 2020

flower moment

When someone forgets something that is very easy to find, such as a headset or something as big as a car.

Person 1: "Sorry I wasn't able to make it to work today, I couldn't find my car in front of my house."
Person 2: "flower moment"

by blightttt April 4, 2020

floor whiskey

When a whiskey collector/Avid drinker has collected more whiskey than he can store. Looks around for more space, but ultimately leaves it in the floor. Likely their last pour or new score.

Sean- “Perry, your cabinet is overflowing!”
Perry-“Darn, ill just add it to the floor whiskey pile.”

by SwanTBF August 19, 2020

Flowq

a midget with a massive ego but cant place with 0 ping and god fps and is insecure abt his voice irl

flowq and fled havent placed for over a year as a duo? LOOOOOOOOOL

by XSWasTaken November 7, 2020

floenk

‘Floenk’ is het geluid dat wordt gemaakt wanneer een tennisbal een ruit raakt.

Meneer, is het nou klaar. Ik wordt er helemaal gek van dat ‘floenk’ ‘floenk’ ‘floenk’!!!

by B. Hoefflaak October 4, 2020

Flogging Tonsils

Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.

I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.

The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020