A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.
I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025
Get the Opossum Crotch mug.When a dudes Flesh sac gets Real sweaty and sticky, causing it to stick to his thighs and shit. Kinda like sticky boogers. Will cause an itch.
by TheIDKman December 4, 2010
Get the Crotch Boogies mug.The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action
"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
by McGraze August 8, 2020
Get the crotch broke mug.The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.
by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025
Get the Resting crotch face mug.When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian Crotch Incubator mug.When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
by riggamorrris July 30, 2017
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