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Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.
I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025
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Crotch Boogies

When a dudes Flesh sac gets Real sweaty and sticky, causing it to stick to his thighs and shit. Kinda like sticky boogers. Will cause an itch.
Dude, I'm getting mad Crotch Boogies!
by TheIDKman December 4, 2010
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crotch broke

The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action
"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"

"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
by McGraze August 8, 2020
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Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.
“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”
by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025
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Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.
I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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Barbie Crotch

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"
by riggamorrris July 30, 2017
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Crotch Rocket

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket
by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018
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