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snatch cock

-Tell her she has nasty snatch cock
-I don't even know what that is..
-You know, it's.. it's the stuff the comes out of.. (pointing at his crotch)

(from the TV series 'Misfits')
by Sof90 June 22, 2011
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Cock-biscuit

A term generally used as a humerous insult.
Fuck you cock-biscuit
by DarkTower July 15, 2004
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Gay cock

Jack: Damn Ted, Bill has a huge gay cock.
Ted: He sure has.
by john987 January 14, 2008
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Vampire Cock

When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.
That chick went all vampire cock on me, now I cant get a boner without it hurting like a mofo.
by Mark MacDonald July 27, 2008
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cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.
A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.
by Duncan July 11, 2004
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cock villan

A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.
Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.

Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
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cock-bush

The pubic hair surrounding one's cock and balls. Generally unkempt, resembling an overgrown bush.

Coined by Dealbreaker.com
He used his notoriously overgrown cock-bush in lieu of a Swiffer.
by CertainSomeone InStamford April 24, 2009
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