cop candy 

When a car has a tail/head light out or something noticeably illegal. Oblivious dumbasses love to pass out cop candy, cops love receiving it.

Yoo, check out that cop candy! What a dumbass.

cop candy by MMMtatty November 13, 2010

judge candy 

a slutty yet virgin stripper who seems to always reach a verdict if ya know what i mean

a real person actually

judge candy by seatbelt February 9, 2004

hag candy

A fictional acid drug, similar to LSD, originating from Canada. It's scientific name is nunalol. Great for trying to sound hard-core.

"Man, I went up to Canada yesterday and got some hag candy. That shit's the best!"
"That shit is fictional!"

hag candy by Canadian go-er. December 9, 2007

tweet candy 

A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.

These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.

Dude 1: "Hmm she's hot, I'll follow her."

Dude 2: "Man you're such a sucker for tweet candy."

tweet candy by Boozkachu October 4, 2009

Bitch Candy 

1. An annoying person who accompanys a bitch, a bitches wing mate, may be female or homosexual.
2. Any annoying oponent in a shooter, or other violent video game.

Joy is huge bitch, but it doesn't help that she has that bitch candy following her all the time to back her up.
Watch out for the watch guard on the fifth level, hes a real bitch candy.

Bitch Candy by sgt.warcock November 17, 2011

Head Candy 

A psychedelic drug made from pure THC, Aderoll , {scazz}, and other household ingredients

"That dipshit over there was tripping balls on Head Candy"

Head Candy by BRSYNDROME August 15, 2016

bottom candy 

A term for an extreme gay that is a bottom named Zakk

Zakk is my bottom candy owo

bottom candy by bottom boyes September 24, 2019