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Ass-Blood 

Term1:
Ass-Blood is formed fromt the meaning of when you wake up the next day after a wild night of party going, and you wake up to realize that your wallets been stolen, your wedding ring is gone, your naked tied to your bed by your tie and pantlegs, and you can only seem to recall buying a hooker that night. little to your surpise what you thought was a hooker was actually a Tranny and you fine blood on your ass or also know as ass-blood.

Term2
when you see somebody you dont like and they have horrible acne or just an discusting face, you should and will call them an Ass-Blood for beaing a total discrace to everybody that you were sitting by at that time.
Term1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: dude i have no fucking idea what happend last night!
Guy2: well do you remember anything
Guy1: well i remember renting a hooker from main and central
Guy2: WAIT! main and central!? dude check your ass! thats where the trannys hang out!
Guy1:*puts hand by ass*
Guy:1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Term2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: Dude that ugly Tony kid is comming, hurry up duck!
Guy2: Yeah man hes such an Ass-Blood!
Both: *Duck*
Ass-Blood by Naulty December 5, 2009
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Mud Blood 

A substance formed when a soiled tampon is released from one woman's vagina and shoved into the and ass of another.
Dude: Is that Mud Blood I smell.

Homie: Yeah.. just came out of that girls ass. Can you believe that smell... How's your mind?

Dude: Blown!
Mud Blood by rudytuesday April 23, 2010

Back Door Blood Belch 

The outcome of a forced anal entry, results in bleeding. After passing wind forms a bloody belch.
Timmy raped his father resulting in a back door blood belch.

as blood runs black

Another shitty metalcore band, that's watering-down and milking metalcore for all it's worth before the fad dies. They claim to be death metal but they're just metalcore with weak growls. They substitute solos with break-downs. They play slow and cheesey gothenburg riffs. Can't really explain them. If you've listened to one metalcore band you've listened to them all.
Example of As Blood Runs Black's guitar work played at 154 bpm in the trendy Dropped C tuning
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I could look at Darkest Hour, Bleeding Through, The Black Dahlia Murder or any other metalcore band and find the same riff.

monthly blood 

also known as pussy and/or vagina.

made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers in their song titled "Purple Stain".

Indeed this can be a fun place to mess around with on a lady, but catch yourself around it at the wrong time of the month and it can turn you off quicker than a light switch.

"I put my middle finger in your monthly blood is what i win..." by Red Hot Chili Peppers
monthly blood by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

Tiger Blood 

The fluid running throughout the body of a person in a constant state of sexual orgasm delivered by the mouths of seductive goddesses and their magical coke potion. People who have tiger blood are often seen tweeting about their winning experiences.
Tiger blood rushed into Chuck's massive cock as the Goddesses' began to suck rapidly.
Tiger Blood by scotty923 March 22, 2011

unicorn blood 

the most magical substance of all!
extremely rare..
drink it and your part magical.. and you can do anyhting..magiacll..
"duddee you just scored somee unicorn blood."
"DUDE!! that shit is so rare"
"iknoww! how sick is this?"
unicorn blood by chirssy June 26, 2007