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Jerk battle

A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.
“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
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jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.
“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
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Fart battle

Something likes rap battle but instead you dont rap but you fart and instead od competing with rapers you Are competing with fartmaxxers
Whats up my nigga wanna have a fart battle
by freakyrizzlertonda May 24, 2025
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free battles on bandit

Free battles on bandit refers to when someone gives away free entries in Bandit-style battles, usually in online cases or gambling games, without asking for anything in return.
"Please, I'm bored, give me a free." — a common phrase to beg for free battles on bandit.
by The real bandit July 8, 2025
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The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.
Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.
by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025
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Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.
Person A says, "I played Cum Battles with Dan and my girlfriend. We had sooo much fun!!"
by AughisFun October 14, 2025
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TouchTunes Battle

A modern-day Wild West shootout fought not with pistols, but with song credits and aggressively specific song lyrics.
Two participants, Maddie and Emma, engage in a TouchTunes battle by selecting increasingly pointed tracks, each believing the lyrics are a direct hit on the other. Bystanders pretend not to notice, as the jukebox blares emotional warnings, breakup anthems, and “this is about you” choruses until one combatant runs out of money or dignity.
by Corey Daul January 11, 2026
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