Wowzum

Said while staring at your phone with dead eyes

Usually followed by silence, a sigh, or closing the app

Indicates irreversible brainrot exposure

“He put Subway Surfers gameplay under a courtroom clip. Wowzum.”

“Bro said ‘hear me out’ and pulled up a JPEG from 2007—absolute wowzum moment.”

“I opened TikTok for two seconds and got hit with wowzum energy.”

by gzdani December 14, 2025

Wowmania

When speaking of bad things, wowmania is a replacement for an utterly terrible thing that you have no other name for

This 56 year old insecure bald guy is so wowmania. I bet janitor smells like wowmania.

by Bai Lee January 20, 2026

pow wowed

A universal word describing any mood, event, or feeling the meaning of which is only known by two people with an almost unnatural connection.

Dude, I am so pow wowed right now!

by Nighthawk & Dragon December 30, 2009

Make wows

The act of doing amazing things, used by Embrace The Culture Fashion House and created by the British band Minnaars.

Let's make wows!

Alright man I'll see you later, make wows!

Who wants to make wows tonight?

Too many wows, not enough machens

Machen sie wows (German translation)

by Rosco Flevo October 21, 2010

Sea wows

When you are so drunk you get the sensation of seasickness even though you are not on a boat.

Ya boy has the sea wows

by Speeechhhhhclassss October 4, 2017

Nowi Wowi

The man still has a huge cock. He won sexiest man in the world 2 in a row beating such names as Snoop Dogg by a long shot. He is a super duper famous youtuber with over 1 million subscribers. His favorite food is pussy and his favorite color is pink :3. Did i mention he has a big cock?

Sexy Woman 1: Nowi Wowi please stop harassing us
Sexy Woman 2: WE DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU NOWI WOWI

by Nowi Wowi March 3, 2021

PP Wowza

PP Wowza means to be wowza’d, particularly by a pp.

Mark: Jesus that’s huge!
Bob: You just got pp wowza’d

by rglein March 22, 2022