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when you put a turkey baster in the girls genitals for 5 hours
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Turkey Day

The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.
Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!
by sweet_baby_breezus September 22, 2014
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turkey club

a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness
"yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo"
by turkey club October 31, 2004
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Snow Turkey

A female with an attractive face who appears to be beautiful only until the clothes come off. Snow turkeys are typically found in cold climates where they often cannot explore the outdoors to keep active due to winter climates and instead stay inside watching TV and eating lots of cheeze wizz and cookie dough.
Guys, i took home this broad last night only to realize when she took off her clothes that she was a snow turkey born in north dakota.
by Donque fucker March 29, 2009
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Stuffed Christmas Turkey

Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz
yo dude last night I totally had stuffed christmas turkey
by beanymandem December 18, 2010
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Turkey

The most dirty country in the world , tried to fight at least 50 countries and captured around 5. However beautiful, they get it from their higher descendants Greece . The people are dirty, and are horrible to the female side.
''Turkey? Are you made? i would never go there in a billion years!''
by annnnnnnyomos June 16, 2018
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turkey stuffing

One of my favourite dishes is turkey guts with a yeast infection (turkey stuffing).
by deathrite2 December 25, 2009
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