cif

cum on face

by Wild Child August 12, 2003

CIF

Cum In Face. A sexual act.

Used for example, when describing services offered by escorts.

See also CIM, COB, OWO, FK, 69, A-Level.

by roberto123 September 5, 2005

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

Cif

To Cif is to moisten ones pants/trousers with excitement
Cif
Ciffing
Ciffed

Mate, that sandwich was so nice i nearly Ciffed myself

after i blew my load, she was covered if Cif

That girl needs her pants ciffing

by AudioHussy November 23, 2009

CIF

Looking at greeting cards is EMOTIONAL, and emotion stirs the POT. Card Induced Flatulence hits while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's CIF caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 13, 2008

CIF

a faction in the government promoted to destroy all the things in this evil world that promote chubbiness

"o snap the CIF is comming hide that burger!"

by turkey club October 31, 2004

Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs

Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!

by Wagner <3 cox internet April 8, 2022