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Avocado Toast Syndrome

Avocado Toast Syndrome: Complaining about the lack of $$ as you buy your daily avocado toast from some faux coffee shop cafe that gets their beans from the same supplier as Dunkin Donuts, while tapping out on your Visa.
"I can't afford to live in NYC anymore, the cost of everything is just killing me!"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"
by MyNameIsGeorgeStone October 21, 2022
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Asian style french toast

A singaporean style french toast is made by rubbing one toast with the chef's dick and balls, so it gets all chill with semen. The other toast is rubbed with the ass so it gets good shitty flavor. This delicacy is particularly enjoyed by people from Singapore and Malaysia.
"hey, did you see the french toast scene in Road Trip? That is an Asian style french toast!"
by chickaboommmm November 15, 2011
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toasted

to be hot, cool, sexy, cute, etc...
As paris hilton says thats hot,thats sexy, and currently thats juicy...Anne and Azra says thats toasted. Aighht now spread the word :)
1. Awee pookie your so toasted
2. Damn girl you toastie.
by Anne and Azra January 9, 2007
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buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
by groddie shit June 23, 2007
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toaster

A visibly, large and apparent, cleavage line. Caused by the compact nature of a female's breasts in a bra and or low cut shirt, etc.
"Look at her toaster."
by Johnny Buckley January 31, 2005
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Tascernaceous

To vicariously get off on someone else's misfortune, from a distance.
The stage mums laughed with tascernaceous glee.
by Kez 4 Prez April 19, 2012
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Toast-eater

A simpleton, a person who is always afraid to try new things. Not exclusively food related; could be an aversion to new ideas, making new friends, new places, or new experiences.
Someone that is stuck in the same way things have always been done, or a group that is consumed by dogma and tradition too deeply to expand or introduce change.
Alternative spellings: Toasteater, Toast Eater
Joe "hey Bill, do you wanna go for sushi?"
Bill "yuck, I'm not eating raw fish!"
Joe "have you ever tried some."
Bill "no, and I never will. I'll just stay home and eat a cheeseburger."

Bill is a toast-eater
by Jo6pak June 2, 2016
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