Tucker time

When tucker gets excited and becomes extremely horny for dwee

Geez, did you hear that Tucker had a Tucker Time the other night? She thought of Dwee and her aeola started to oozze

by Lachlan Hare March 6, 2008

tinker belle

a mechanically inclined woman.

Joan is always trying to fix things because she's a tinker belle.

by Johnny B Baade October 22, 2008

Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.

Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.

by r0leX July 25, 2010

Tucker

A an amazing friend, who is athletic, and smart. They also tend to be very good in bed, until they usually find out they are gay later on.

Amanda: Omg! It’s tucker!
Amanda: people say he is the BESTin bed!
Lizzy: he is! Trust me I know...
Amanda: what did you say?....

Lizzy: nothing..

lizzy: you....nvm i don’t want to know.
lizzy: he came out of the closet last week tho...
Amanda: awwwwwe! No more fun...

(Both cry themselves to sleep every night)

by Jamie smith March 4, 2018

ticket

When something is ticket, it's fucking ticket, alright? And see, see when somethin's fuckinggg absolutely ticket?

It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?

Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."

Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."

by ticketasfuck February 24, 2020

tulip tickler

a man who in fact, tickles the tulips of othe men.

50 cent and all of g unit
curtis: kanye, i rap about the same things in all my songs and have no creativity whatsoever.however u sold more than me so i will blow your balls and say false things about you.
Kanye: curtis u tulip tickler you

by kaleem. January 20, 2009

Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009